Passenger(s) by Paul Reynolds & Cold Blooded Killer by Geoff Rose-Michael

A Double Bill in The Studio

Tuesday 9th to Saturday 13th June 2026

Tickets £13

Warning: Contains Adult Themes and Strong Language; Age Advisory 16+

Passenger(s) Written and Directed by Paul Reynolds

What happens when you mix an unlucky in love middle-aged woman with a confident single man with every dating app on his phone; add into the mix the woman’s widowed well to do mother who hates modern life and an arrogant coach driver with attitudes stuck in the 70’s? Will things work out for the young couple, will the mother make it home and are there other forces at play..

Cold Blooded Killer Written and Directed by Geoff Rose-Michael

When grieving widower Jack disturbs Becky, an intruder, he is shocked by how much she resembles his wife, who is missing, presumed dead, in a shark attack recently. Jack attempts to persuade Becky to impersonate his wife, to inherit the fortune of her mother, who died in the tragic holiday. Is Jack telling the truth about her disappearance, and can Becky be trusted to carry out the deception….?

 

Audition Notice: It Could Be Any One Of Us By Alan Ayckbourn

Audition Notice

It Could Be Any One Of Us By Alan Ayckbourn

Directed By Danny Sparkes

Audition Dates: 18th and 21st May at 7.30pm

Show Dates: 15th to 19th September 2026

If you are interested , or if you are interested but cannot make the dates please contact Danny Sparkes on

(07855 120387)

Synopsis: A thunderstorm.  A windswept county house.  A family of failures – a composer, a writer and an artist whose works have never been aired publicly;  a detective who hasn’t solved a case;  a dysfunctional teenager (is there any other kind?) – wrangling over a bequest.  All the prime ingredients for a murder mystery thriller in the traditional mould.  But this is by Alan Ayckbourn and there are surprises;  who will be the victim?  why is the victim?  who is the murderer?

Characters:

This is a six-hander  – Mortimer Chalke (composer); Jocelyn Polegate (writer, his sister);  Brinton Chalke (artist, their brother);  Amy Polegate (Jocelyn’s daughter);  Norris Honeywell (detective, Jocelyn’s partner);  Wendy Windwood (who is she?)

This amateur production of “It Could Be Any One Of Us” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Audition Notice: A Double Bill in The Studio

Audition Notice

A Double Bill in The Studio

Audition Dates: Wed April 1st 8pm and Tues April 7th 8pm

Show Dates: Tues 9th to Sat 13th June

If you are interested in auditioning or interested but cannot make the dates please contact Moyra on [email protected].

Cold Blooded Killer

Written and Directed by Geoff Rose-Michael

Synopsis: When grieving widower Jack disturbs Becky, an intruder, he is shocked by how much she resembles his wife, who is missing presumed dead, in a shark attack recently.Jack attempts to persuade Beck to impersonate his wife, to inherit the fortune of his mother, who died during the tragic holiday. Is Jack Telling the truth about her disappearance, and can Becky be Trusted to carry out the deception……

Characters:

Jack: Playing age mid 20 to mid 40’s. He is wary, moody and menacing. Initially suspicious with his own agenda

Becky: playing age mid 20’s t mid 30’s. She is flirty. confident and cautious, but in the end callous and determined. Must be able to do a convincing Irish accent (ideally Southern but can be changed to Northern)

This play premiered at the Leatherhead Drama Festival in 2013 and won the Fire and Iron Award for New Writing.

Passenger(s)

Written and Directed by Paul Reynolds

Synopsis:This about how we see people and who they really are and about hope and positive outcomes when all things seem to be potentially against you. A parody of 21st century culture and living with the constant cloud of social media, dating Apps, the changing landscape and of course people around us that perhaps prefer things as they used to be. There are undertones of reflection on relationships and growing old (dis) gracefully

Character:

Maisie: Slightly mousy, introverted and downtrodden, playing age mid 40’s, been unlucky in love (she now rebuffs men on internet dating sites!)and has moved back in with her well off cantankerous mother. Let down by a series of men she speaks about the behaviour of European domesticated felines at conferences, drinks white wine , coffee and espresso martinis!

Andy: Playing age early 40’s, confident, slightly flamboyant, natty dresser, knows a small amount about most things but specialises in virtually nothing )other than failed relationships)His confidence hides an inner turmoil of  self loathing, depression,, vulnerability, and a deep desire to find “the one”

Mum (Beryl): No nonsense well heeled londoner, done most things in life and wants people to leave her alone.She is not happy her daughter has moved in. She hates most things modern, Tik Tok, X, the French and EV’s

Ray the Coach: Gruff, to the point and fed up of driving coaches. He relieves the boredom by drinking too much and trying to find suitable females to for the 24/48 hour stop overs! His attempts with Beryl go very wrong. Does not understand the woke culture and wishes the empire was still in tact

Patrice: Flamboyant, suave good looking french man playing age 20’s/30’s works on eurostar as customer service assistant. Dreams of being in Moulin Rouge!

Jonathon: Playing age late 50’s, camp and plump. Cameo appearance as receptionist at Bruges hotel

Theft

Theft

By Eric Chappell

Directed by Jeff Wightwick

Tuesday 21st to Saturday 25th April at 7.30pm

Tickets: Adults £15, Children/Students £12

Imagine returning home from a pleasant anniversary celebration to find that your house has been burgled. In this witty thriller, the culprit is still in the house, and for a while, he convinces the returning couples that he is a policeman. Unmasked as the thief, Spriggs reveals that he knows a number of uncomfortable truths that disrupt two seemingly happy marriages and one formerly strong friendship.

Eric Chappell wrote the award winning sitcom Rising Damp. This comedy is a parody of “An Inspector Calls”

This amateur production of “Theft” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd

Guildburys Theatre Company Present: Cold Comfort Farm

Guildburys Theatre Company Present: Cold Comfort Farm adapted by Paul Doust from the novel by Stella Gibbons

Wednesday 25th – Saturday 28th March at 7.30pm

Tickets : £22. U18 concession £17.50

Following their hugely successful production of Hangmen at Nomads,  Guildburys Theatre Company return with “Cold Comfort Farm”.

Set in the 1930’sin the fictional village of Howling Sussex, the story follows Flora Poste, a young, sensible and “slender of ankle” socialite who is recently orphaned. Lacking an inheritance she decides to visit her distant relatives, the eccentric and doom-laden Starkadders, at their decaying farm. Armed with “The Higher Common Sense” Flora finds the farm in a state of chaotic misery and determines to “tidy up” her relatives lives by forcing them into the 20th century.

They are a crazy bunch………

Aunt Ada Doom: The terrifying matriarch who rules the familyfrom her bedroom, manipulating everyone by claiming she “saw something nasty in the woodshed “as a child

The beautiful Elfine: who roams the hills writing poetry

Uncle Amos:A fire-and-brimstone preacher of “Quivering Bretheren” sect who believes there will be “no butter in hell”

Cousin Judith: Heaving with remorse for unspoken wickedness and engrossed in her son Seth, who is lustily obsessed with his own gorgeousness and dreams of Hollywood stardom

Not to mention Seth’s brother, despairing Reuben, and Adam Lambsbreath – an elderly farmhand who cleans dishes with a “twig” and is devoted to his four cows: Graceless, Aimless, Feckless and Pointless

The Archers, as performed by The Marx Brothers….hilariously barking mad!

See the trailer here

Book online here

This amateur production of Cold Comfort Farm is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd

 

 

Audition: The Taming of the Shrew

Audition Notice: The Taming of the Shrew

By William Shakespeare

Directed by Elaine Burns

Audition Dates Mon 23rd and Fri 27th Feb at 7.30pm

Performance Dates: Tues 8th to Sat 13th June

If you are interested please email Elaine on [email protected]

If you are interested but cannot make the dates please email Elaine so we can arrange to see you on a different date.

Key characters still required:

Bianca  female-  playing age 20s so someone in their 30s ideally

The 3 suitors for Bianca – a mix of ages, ‘elderly’ to youngish

Petruchio – playing age 30s-40s

Biondello – a servant, could be played by a female

Synopsis:

This play is a well-structured farce and is actually funny.  Baptista a wealthy citizen of Padua needs to find husbands for his two daughters.  Shakespeare wrote the play in 1590 so that’s how  things were.  But Katherine is bad-tempered and angry at the world, a shrew.  So no-one wants to marry her.  Bianca is modest and sweet-tempered.  So Baptista declares that Katherine must be married before he will allow anyone to ask for Bianca.  All the action follows from this moment. Costumes will be modern dress  and many wordy speeches have been edited.  Petruchio and Katherine are played as written.

Cast

Baptista                     father of Katherine and Bianca                                   40+

Katherine             eldest daughter, bad tempered, a shrew

Bianca          younger daughter, appears compliant and modest

Petruchio       alpha male    charismatic and loud

Grumio   his longtime servant, makes asides to audience

Curtis   servant based at his house  Act 4 only

Gremio     suitor for Bianca, elderly, tricked by others

Hortensio  another  suitor, friend of Petruchio.  He pretends to be a tutor to Bianca

Lucentio   another suitor,

Tranio   Lucentio’s servant,  clever.  Swaps clothes with Lucentio and pretends to be him while Lucentio pretends to be a tutor for Bianca

Another servant Biondello is younger

Tailor/haberdasher  presents new clothes to Katherine

Pedant/merchant  tricked into playing Vincentio, Lucentio’s father in Act 4&5   very funny role

Vincentio  Lucentio’s father, Act  5 only but a strong role.

Widow, marries Hortensio    final scene only

The widow and Curtis can be played by the same person

Biondello can be played by a female as a young man

Tailor/Haberdasher will be played by a female

Tranio could be played by a female

 

 

 

Horsley Live Music Club presents: The Great American Songbook

Horsley Live Music Club Presents:

The Great American Songbook with the Sarah Jane Eveleigh Quintet

Saturday 14th February at 8pm

Tickets £22

The Great American Songbook is a term used to describe the greatest American popular songs, show tunes, film music and Jazz standards of the twentieth century. In other words, it’s where Broadway and Hollywood meet Tin Pan Alley. You’ll hear the greatest songs ever written, performed by some of London’s finest musicians. Sarah Jane Eveleigh and her band will take you on a two-hour tour of the Great American Songbook, combining immaculate musicianship with stories and humour.

Final Audition Jan 12: Theft

Audition: Theft

By Eric Chappell

Directed by Jeffrey Wightwick

Audition Date 12 Jan at 7.30pm

Performance Dates: 21-15 April

We are still looking for 2 male roles. If you would like to audition please email Moyra on [email protected]. If you are interested in auditioning but cannot make the date please email us so we can arrange to see you.

Synopsis:

Imagine returning home from a pleasant anniversary celebration to discover your house has been burgled. In this thriller, the culprit is still in the house, and for a while, he convinces the returning couples he is a policeman. Unmasked, as the thief, Spriggs reveals a number of uncomfortable truths that disrupt two seemingly happy marriages and one formerly strong friendship.

Characters: Still required

John Miles, (owner of the house) late 40-50’s

Spriggs playing age 50’s

This amateur production of “Theft” is presented in association with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

The Telling & Blue Fire Theatre Co Present: Practically Imperfect

The Telling & Blue Fire Theatre Co Present: Practically Imperfect

Friday 13th March at 7.30pm

Tickets : £18.00

Award-winning music and theatre company, The Telling and Blue Fire Theatre Co present Practically Imperfect, a play with music by award-winning writer Clare Norburn and BAFTA-nominated BBC director, Nicholas Renton (Mrs Gaskell’s Wives and Daughters, Musketeers, Lewis).

 The very private PL Travers lives quietly in Chelsea. Out of the blue, her very own creation, Mary Poppins, suddenly appears in Travers’ study, asking difficult questions Travers would rather not answer. Rather than the Banks family, Mary Poppins has come to sort out the acerbic PL Travers herself. But Travers is a force to be reckoned with too. So who will control the narrative and win the battle of wills? 

The fun-filled chaos is soundtracked by the kind of music PL Travers really wanted in the Mary Poppins film (Edwardian songs such as Lily of Laguna). Starring acclaimed actor Lottie Walker as PL Travers and actor-musician Joanna Brown as Mary Poppins.

 finds new terrain” – The Guardian

 Supported by the Sylvia Waddilove Foundation.

Experience the Magic of Theatre at our Open Day

Experience The Magic of Theatre at our Open Day

Come along on 7th Feb with tours at Midday, 2pm and 4pm

Tours are free to attend but please book a space on the tour

During the tour you will be able to get hands on with lighting , Sound and Video. The stage revolve will be in action and there will be displays of props and costumes.

Many of the effects from the Panto will be there to see and learn about. You’ll learn about the history of the theatre and the bar will be open

Isosceles Present: The Man Who Left The Titanic

Isosceles Present:

The Man Who Left The Titanic

Friday 16th January at 7.30pm

Tickets £15

SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL…SHE WAS UNSINKABLE….SHE WAS DOOMED…

 On  April 15th 1912, the Titanic, the greatest ship in the world, slipped below the frigid waters of the Atlantic.

Yet J. Bruce Ismay, managing director of the White Star Line, stepped into a lifeboat and sailed away from the stricken ship, sailed away from his passengers, sailed away from the cries and screams and tears.

‘The Man Who Left The Titanic’ evokes that terrible voyage and asks whether Bruce Ismay only did what any of us might have done in the same circumstances, or should his actions that night consign his name to infamy?

Was he a coward, or merely human?

Both actors fed off each others lines perfectly without any hesitation in their flawless dialogue. The back and forth questioning and answers provided to each other by these two excellent actors is “excellence personified”. When “The Man Who Left The TITANIC” ended the audience leaped to their feet with an unending round of applause, still applauding as they departed. Should you have the opportunity to see this play, do not miss it. Outstanding, the entire audience were spellbound from scene one to the end.

Commander Bill Wilson Member, Titanic International Society

Check out the reviews for this amazing show :https://www.isosceles.biz/the-man-who-left-the-titanic

This play has toured throughout England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales for a number of years to enormous acclaim.

 

Audition: Theft

Audition Notice: Theft

by Eric Chappell

Directed by Jeffry Wightwick

Audition Date Tuesday 4th November at 7.30pm

Production Dates: 24th to 28th Feb 2026

If you would like to audition please email Moyra on [email protected]. If you are interested in auditioning but cannot make the date please email us so we can arrange to see you.

Synopsis:

Imagine returning home from a pleasant anniversary celebration to discover your house has been burgled. In this thriller, the culprit is still in the house,and for a while, he convinces the returning couples he is a policeman. Unmasked, as the thief, Spriggs reveals a number of uncomfortable truths that disrupt two seemingly happy marriages and one formerly strong friendship.

Characters:

Married couples playing ages late 40-50’s

Trevor Farrington

John Miles

Jenny Farrington

Barbara Miles

Spriggs playing age 50’s

This amateur production of “Theft” is presented in association with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behald of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

Purgatory (Berfkoff) by Steven Berkoff & You Me and Wii by Sue Townsend

A Double Bill in The Studio

Tuesday 11th to Saturday 15th November at 7.45pm

Tickets £13

Purgatory (Berkoff)

By Steven Berkoff

Directed by Danny Sparkes

Steven Berkoff has variously been described as controversial, thrilling and dynamic;abusive, shocking and surprising. His work showcases controversy. black humour and dramatic dialectics. Purgatory- the state of suffering after death before ascending to Heaven or the quality of cleansing or purifying. Is this an appropriate title for this play? I will leave it to you to decide. John is a “resting” classical actor (is he in the right place?); Betty is a typical “digs” landlady with her own rules- but does she want an actor as a tenant? Sarah is the “nice” young lady in the next room: Ted is a night-working “oik” An unlikely quartet thrown together by circumstance. Can they possibly live in the same property?

This amateur production of “Purgatory (Berkoff)” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk

You Me and Wii

by Sue Townsend

Directed by Elaine Burns

” You Me and Wii” is set in a council house during an election; a family of four are in a cramped living room unable to go out, not even to the shops. The son spends all day skiing on the Wii, his teenage sister seems to be hiding from school, the grandmother doesn’t recognise the world she lives in and the mother is ironing baby clothes. Into this situation comes the local MP and her aide, a young woman with zero empathy for the voters. The MP wants to stay with the family. Come along and see what happens…..

An amateur production by arrangement with Nick Hern Books.

Horsley Live Music Club Presents: The Alter Eaagles

HORSLEY LIVE MUSIC CLUB PRESENTS THE ALTER EAGLES 

Saturday 11th October at 8pm

Tickets £26 (plus booking fee) Advance ticket sales only

We are delighted to present The Alter Eagles, an experienced, authentic and talented tribute to one of the world’s biggest and most influential bands – The Eagles.

 Formed in 2003, the five-piece band performs the whole repertoire of Eagles tracks, from tasteful country rock, complete with full harmonies,  through to hard-rocking numbers that showcase the Eagles’ trademark duelling electric guitars.

 A typical set includes many of the Eagles’ greatest hits, including Desperado, Hotel California, Life in the Fast Lane,  Lying Eyes, One of These Nights and Take It Easy.

 

Guildburys Theatre Company Present: Martin McDonagh’s Hangmen

Guildburys Theatre Company Present: Martin McDonagh’s Hangmen.

Wednesday 19th  November – Saturday 22nd  November at 7.30pm

Tickets: £20, Students £15* (Age Advisory 14+)

*Contains strong language and the depiction of a hanging.

2016 Olivier Award Best New Play

2022 New York Drama Critics Award Best Foreign Play

2022 Tony Award- nominated Best Play

What does the second-best hangman in England do on the day Parliament abolishes hanging?  In his small Oldham pub, (ex) executioner Harry Wade holds court, surrounded by a motley crew of hangers-on all seeking his reaction to the news. When a mysterious stranger turns up, a  series of twists and turns are set in motion leading to an astonishing climax. This savagely comic exploration of justice and punishment will have you laughing out loud, simultaneously shocked and delighted. A taut theatrical thriller by the multi award-winning writer of “The Banshees of Inisherin“, “In Bruges“, and “The Pillowman“.

Guildburys are an award-winning theatre company and are delighted to be performing at The Nomad Theatre. They will be returning to The Nomad Theatre next year in March with “Cold Comfort Farm” adapted by Paul Joust, and in November with Ayckbourn’s classic “Bedroom Farce

This amateur production of Hangmen is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd.

Book tickets online here

See the trailer here 

Cinderella

Cinderella

Written by John Want

Creative Team: John Want, Samantha Potten, Steve Fitton

Wednesday 10th to Friday 12th Dec at 7.30pm

Saturday 13th Dec at 1.30pm and 6.00pm, Sunday 14th Dec at 2.30pm

Tickets: Adults £17, Children/Students £12, Family Ticket £54 (2 Adults, 2 Children)*

*Select Group ticket when buying on line

The classic fun pantomime with all the usual comedy (oh yes it has!), great songs and brilliant dances. Will the Ugly Sisters get their man or will Cinderella get her prince……

Brothers Broke Present: When Judas Met John;Songs of Dylan and Lennon

Brothers Broke Present:

When Judas Met John

Songs of Dylan and Lennon

Thursday 16th October at 7.30pm

Tickets: Adults £15, Children/Students £12

A unique raw, acoustic and direct take on the music of Dylan and Lennon, performed around a fact based story of influence, envy, parody and respect.

Listed by one professional reviewer as one of “five shows not to be missed at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe,” this Irish duo strip bare some classic and lesser known songs by Dylan and Lennon, and present them raw and unplugged in their own energetic style.
Influenced by the meeting of Bob Dylan and The Beatles, this engaging show compares the like-minded and socially conscious lyrics of Dylan and Lennon and deals with the relevance of their political messaging, written up to sixty years ago, in today’s world. It also addresses key questions regarding their relationship – why was Lennon in awe of Dylan only to deride him years later, and why did Dylan keep it to himself that he “really dug the Beatles”?

The duo modify and present the songs in a Blues/Folk style with tight sibling harmonies, around a story of the influence, jealousy, parody and respect that each artist had for the other.

The show is a proud holder of the coveted “Sell-out Show” Laurel awarded by Edinburgh Fringe.

 

Professional Reviews

https://www.brothersbroke.com/#reviews

 

BLOS present The Yeomen Of The Guard

Bookham Light Operatic Society Presents:

The Yeomen Of The Guard

by W.S.Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan

Directed by Eleanor Hegarty

M.D. Selina Edney, Choreographer Gill Eve

Thursday 23rd to Saturday25th October at 7.30pm and Saturday 25th October at 2.30pm

Tickets: Adults £16, Children Under 16 £12

“The Yeomen Of The Guard”is probably one of Gilbert and Sullivan’s most beloved operas. It takes place at the Tower of London during the reign of Henry VIII and involves strolling players, a nobleman condemned to death, subterfuge and disguise. All under the ever-looming presence of the Tower itself. There is also plenty of humour and beautiful music along the way, with something for everyone.

Boeing-Boeing by Marc Camoletti, translated by Beverley Cross & Francis Evans

Boeing-Boeing

by Marc Camoletti

Translated by Beverley Cross and Francis Evans

Directed by Jeff Wightwick

Tuesday 23rd to Saturday 27th September at 7.30pm

Tickets: Adults £15, Children/Students £12

Boeing-Boeing tells the story of the exploits of a French bachelor Bernard and his lovely female flight attendants. Three to be exact, from three different countries and they all believe they are engaged to Bernard! In the past Bernard has been able to juggle these women due to his detailed timetable of his fiances’ flight schedules. When the schedules change all of the women end up in his apartment on the same day. Bernard (with help from his bewildered friend Robert) struggles to keep them from learning the truth. Will the lying lothario be able to keep up the charade, or will disaster occur……

This amateur production of “Boeing-Boeing” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk